Friday, April 20, 2007

Life Status

Gosh I don't know whether to use verdana or arial as my font. I like them both equally as much but I've been using tahoma a fair bit lately. These are the decisions that sculpt someone's character and separate the leaders from the followers.

So from my last post (about 30 minutes ago) it sounds as if I've lost my mind. Not true. A bit more along the lines of having ADD or irregular bursts of energy and instigating hyperactivity. I'm in a fucking good mood and that's rare because I'm at work. My job pretty much consists of myspace, youtube, thesuperficial.com, postsecret.com and bit of grouphug.us and now this blog. I also take occasional naps underneath my desk depending on the severity of my weekend.

The reason for this additional post is just to let you know where I'm at and I don't give a fuck if you care or not. I'm going to be serious and expect to be taken seriously in the next few paragraphs so feel free to cease reading here and continue looking at kiddy porn if this isn't your style.

I have this theory that there's equilibrium on everything. What goes up must come down. Similar to junkies where the drugs take them to a pinnacle high but they get slammed into a pinnacle low so the body and mind can re-adjust back into equilibrium. They essentially can't take the lows and take more drugs to take them back to that high creating a cycle of highs and lows, resulting in an addiction. Now don't quote me on this because I'm not a scientist, I'm just regurgitating pub talk.

For most of my life my social and work/business have never been good/good or bad/bad. It's always been good/bad and vice versa. It never really bothered me because I'm quite adjustable going between highs and lows. If you know me well you'd know that I'm up for a 2 day bender or a quiet night at home. I was a bit of a cunt at one point too only seeing selected people and only doing certain things. Things have changed now and I'm glad. Work is ok. I'm the Regional Account Manager for Asia Pacific and my office is on the second top floor of the Citigroup building. Sounds nice but my job is boring as fucking bat shit as I've explained to you earlier in the post. Social is good. I got rid of a whole bunch of people I didn't want to know (mainly stereotype asians) and I'm back to my roots hanging out with aussies and lebs as I did back in the day. We have some wicked nights out partying too and we keep in touch regularly. It feels good seeing the guys after a long absense and continuing right where you left off. Business is fucking excellent. I've been working on a contract for about a year now and that's coming up at the end of May so it's fucking full steam ahead. Finally, social and work are on the same level when it comes to making me feel as if my life couldn't get any better. My 21st is in June so I predict a riot.

Finally pulled away from Myspace and decided to write a post

It's been a while hasn't it. Quite a long time actually. I've had about 5 cents in my emotional bank account for a while and finally earned some interest to think about something to write about. Well I don't have much. I have a bunch of ideas but haven't really expanded on them. Issues like why the contestants on Biggest Loser are slimmer than the host, why people only keep left on roads and not train station stairs, foyers, footpaths and why Channel Ten plays a whole bunch of American and reality bullshit but I still choose to watch it. So I have a bunch of notes just scribbled down but it's nothing that'll go out of date fast so as long as I regularly post you guys won't be missing anything.

In other pressing news about the state of the worlds self destruction is Cho. Cho something something at Virginia Tech. What a fucking idiot! If he's anything like most American students his thoughts before pulling the trigger were probably 'Fuck this counsellor...BANG! and you, ya country hick slut...BANG!...hmmm now I'm really fuckin shafted now. Better take some photos of myself and record a bit of video to send to the media. I love whoring myself, I'll do those bad boy photos cuz I'm fuckin hectic BRA!!!...' then once he's done with his happy snaps he went fucking ballistic and cleaned everyone up. Then himself. A bit drastic don't you think? Question mark man was too much of a bitch to talk to girls that he got the shits when the girls he liked were with guys. So he got jealous. Then he blames the world for it's debauchery and materialistic lifestyles. See, I told you soju and k-pop fucks with your head!