If you're Asian and you know it clap your hands
beats: claude vonstroke - who's afraid of detroit?Answer Yes to any of these questions and give yourself 1 point. A No will give you 0 points.
1. You go to university.
2. You've watched/own at least one episode of Young and Dangerous.
3. You and/or your parents have a tissue box in the back of the car.
4. Bamboo and Space nightclub are your preferred party venues.
5. Louis Vuitton, Gucci and Salvatore Ferragamo are your favourite brands but you only own an entry level handbag/wallet.
6. Your surname sounds like throwing a tin can onto the concrete (ting, tang, tong)
7. You've joined all those Asian pride groups on Facebook.
8. You speak 2 or more languages.
9. Your parents made you play a music instrument when you were younger.
10. When dining at cafes, you rarely buy more than coffee.
11. You take your shoes off when entering a house.
12. Most of your friends are Asian.
13. Karaoke happens at least once a month.
14. You drink Chivas Regal with green tea.
15. All the white kids thought/knew you were smart in school.
16. You've dyed your hair blonde at least once.
17. You've been given jade as a present from a relative.
18. When you go back to the mother land you mention your father's name and you're instantly known.
19. Your parents own a shop.
20. If you order too much in a restaurant, you bag it up and take it home.
21. Your pet dog is a maltese terrier.
22. You didn't know there were specific forks for specific foods.
23. White people follow what you do when dining is Chinese restaurants.
24. You get money on Chinese New Year.
25. You know the procedure when burning incense.
26. Calculator? You don't need one of those.
27. You topped English at school even though you couldn't speak it properly.
28. You have a middle name that means something interesting in another language.
29. You've been inside a Skyline or Honda.
30. You write in upper and lowercase throughout words.
31. You go to DFO often.
32. People beep at you when you drive.
33. To you, Mandarin is not just a fruit, but a language.
34. You order bubbles in your milk tea. Actually, you know what milk tea is.
35. Your photograph is on the Sir3n or Urbanagent website.
36. Eastwood, Cabramatta, Campsie, Chatswood, you know how to get there without a street directory from anywhere in the world.
How'd you go?
0 – 11 : Check your skin colour. Are you sure you should be taking this survey?
12 – 24 : Gook, Slaphead, Nip, Rice picker. These should all be familiar nicknames for you by now. Getting there, but you know you can do better.
25 – 36 : Yum Cha!!! You’re the sort of people I delete off my MSN list because I can’t understand what you type and you always have some bullshit emotional/song lyric nickname.
posted by Ben @ 11:08 PM
1 Comments:
Interesting.
I like the new layout by the way :) Much nicer to look at than the last one.
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