mmmMMMmmm : sticky tape
Those Antz Pantz ads finally reached air starring the Australian Antz Pantz that Nicky Hilton and that other blonde spent wasted company money on finding. A shitty hotel room 30 second ad in which the Australian Model appears for 0.5 seconds. It'll sell heaps of underwear
I'm sure you've all contemplated calling 0403 JASOND after seeing those Virgin ads on TV. I certainly was, so I did. I was diverted straight to voicemail. One of those messages recorded in a loud area. 'OK, The fun's bloody well over. Stop calling my phone. Get it?", Jason yells. It wasn't as interesting as their old promo, Hot Warren (0403927736).
I saw the ad again and decided to send an SMS.
Ben : Hi Jason.
Jason D : Wrong Number. This is Craig McLauchlan
Ben : Hi Craig.
Jason D : That's original.
Ben : So is you name. So, are you up for some late night chat?
Jason D : U don't give up do u! You're prob not even with virgin either? Ha, enjoy your next bill!! If your capable suggest u visit www.responisblemobileuse.com.au
(At this point I was convinced I was sms-ing with a real person, until...)
Ben : Haha no I'm not with virgin. My bill's fine sweetheart. I'll check it out. Btw, are all these messages automated.
Jason D : Why don't you try google-ing it?
(By this time I knew it was automated but I decided to fuck around with it for a bit longer)
Ben : Or I could go straight there.
Jason D : Find something else to do with you thumbs you freak. Help is available for people like you at www.responsiblemobileuse.com.au
Ben : I want to fuck your mouth.
Jason D : Listen, that's real nice but I'm basically married. Please stop texting me.
Ben : Who is she? Is she hot? Wanna have a 3 some?
Jason D : It's time for you to go play in the traffic
So there ya go. The outcome of calling and messaging Jason D and like all people that have nothing better to do, I'm going to visit the website he was so intent on me visiting. Check it out. Some cool amusing things are there.
posted by Ben @ 8:42 PM
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