mmmMMMmmm: later tonight
so im sitting here right now in a internet cafe in kings cross. reverend's sitting next to me. his real name's michael but we call him "the reverend" for some reason. he's a 31 year old man from ghana in africa. he's just one of the guys i work with. we've been on the piss since 7pm yesterday evening. the problem with our office is it's right next to the pub. so after work we're at the pub and most of friiday night is spent at the pub. *checks watch* today's saturday. we had to come into work for some training thing. very casual. no suits or anything. had to have a little group discussion with one of the managers...which was held at the pub. once that was finished we went back to the office and ordered a few hundred pizzas. and once they were done we were back at the pub. most pubs serve middies, schooners and sometimes pints. at our local pub they serve scmiddies and fatties. schmiddies are between a middie and a schooner and a fatty is between a schooner and a pint. so that's a lot of beer. getting our run for the money we usually go for the fatty. it's about the size of a 1 litre carton of milk. so it does the job. me and reverend are sitting here half pissed in kings cross on a lovely saturday afternoon while reverend waits for the strip clubs to open and i wait for the boys so we can bang on. when i come to think about this even more i feel that this is random. very very random. things just aren't what they seem. haha reverend is so black and this place feel so dirty. i need to shower, really really bad. i bought a marcs polo the other day. i swore on never to buy anything from marcs because their style is way too basic and the people in their shop are fuckwits. but now i've come to realize that it's not all that bad. now that i'm starting to expand my weekend wardrobe i might even be a regular customer of marcs. that's quite exciting. oxford's still on the list though. i bought tartan pants from there too. it looks like im going to play golf but fuck they look cool. i'm your fucking daddy. there's a japanese girl in the background and she looks like one of those schoolgirls that you see in jap porn. i wonder if reverend might be interested.
posted by Ben @ 6:01 PM
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