Monday, July 02, 2007

Forget about it

As if terrorist will attack Australia. We're too cool of a country to be attacked. America, London, they're all fucking boring and too serious. Australia is where the world comes to hang out and relax. Most countries don't even know we speak English and think we ride kangaroos and wombats to work. I mean c'mon, if we got attacked by terrorists would it really impact the world? Newspaper headlines reading "Australia gets attacked by al-Qaeda" followed by "New Zealand Ministry of Immigration flooded with applications". Now that could be a possibility. They can bomb us but they'll pretty much be bombing a majority of their relatives anyway.

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