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So I was convinced. 'Ben, join one of those online meeting places. You'll meet lots of interesting people.’ This was repeated told to me every few days by people at work and a few of my friends.
Staying up late one night and an ad for www.adultmatchmaker.com came on TV. I've seen their ad many times but it never really clicked in my head until I was told to join one. So I did. I'm still currently on a trial membership basis because I'm still sampling all these other sites. I never knew there were so many online dating sites but what made adultmatchmaker stand out so much was the sexual content. There's a fucking smorgasbord of it. It's like Amsterdam online. User names such as "cumswallower69", "badbitch2pleaseyou", "innocentontheoutside". Shit like that. And their descriptions are oh so vivid. "I'm 25 yrs old and liv in da parra area. I love 2 fuck. That's all I'm looking for. No relationships. Just sex. Guys, Girls, Couples, Group". Fuck, slow down sister. Your Dad could be on this site.
So I now have a mission. And it's not to see how many internet girls I can meet and fuck. It's to actually see if this shit is all that it's talked up to be.
Now just like handbags, you've got your different levels of branding and status and all that shit. Now there are 4 main online communities that I'm aware of. Hi5 , Match.com, Lavalife and AdultMatchMaker. Hi5's free, which is why lots of Asians are on it. Our parents use teabags 3 times and if it's broken, why bother buying a new one when you can fix it. Match.com is a bit higher up in the food chain than that. It requires a subscription of an average $25 per month but they boast having created the most marriages than any other online community. I mean like I give a fuck. If I can't find a wife in real life then I shouldn't be getting married at all.
Lavalife is a bit different from your standard online community though. I'm signing up to it right now and I'm pretty confused. It's free thanks to ninemsn and their bloodlust for advertising revenue. They've incorporated a video feature and private shows into their concept. It sounds exciting but it's pretty boring. Sort of like Big Brother contestant interviews. They don't promote marriages and all that shit but they cater for all types of users including the sexually hungry. But Adultmatchmaker!!! Adultmatchmaker is what Chloe is to handbags, but for the sexual delinquents. Due to this they demand a higher subscription fee ranging between silver and platinum with a limit on your messages depending on how much money you pay the cunts. But the pictures are pretty much uncensored. I found many pictures of interest. In your profile edit you can tick boxes that best suits your sexual preferences from 1 on 1 sex to Group. I don't understand why some girls choose both boxes for anal sex. Giving and Receiving. How they give, it I don't know but I'd be interested to see what sort of arsenal they're hiding in their bedroom.
All in all the experience is quite interesting and I'm anticipating the types of people I'll meet on adultmatchmaker and lavalife. Hi5 is a waste of time for those serious about meeting people and match.com is quite a depressing website regardless of the layout. I'll be passing over my credit card details to adultmatchmaker in a few days to come and I'll then find out how people receive anal sex from a girl. This'll be an interesting experiment so stay tuned.
posted by Ben @ 10:55 PM
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