Thank God it's Friday
Well not really, it's Monday. But it'd be nice if it was Friday.
Anyway, I've moved over to
http://bentong.strayed.net I'm not going to delete this account, I'm just not going to use it. So you can still dig through the archives.
Thanks for being patient.
Forget about it
As if terrorist will attack Australia. We're too cool of a country to be attacked. America, London, they're all fucking boring and too serious. Australia is where the world comes to hang out and relax. Most countries don't even know we speak English and think we ride kangaroos and wombats to work. I mean c'mon, if we got attacked by terrorists would it really impact the world? Newspaper headlines reading "Australia gets attacked by al-Qaeda" followed by "New Zealand Ministry of Immigration flooded with applications". Now that could be a possibility. They can bomb us but they'll pretty much be bombing a majority of their relatives anyway.
Writers block
Are we there yet?
I hope some of this rain went into the catchment areas. I'm really having trouble saving water. I can't wait to go back to having 1 hour showers. 45 minutes just isn't enough and I'm having difficulty sleeping without the sound of running water.
You're voice isn't that good
I got a job now. It's in I.T. Can you believe that? Hahaha and I get paid more than my old job. Haha this is ridiculous.
Big Brother, we all hate it. If you contradict that statement then I suggest you eat poison. I haven't changed my TV from Channel 7 ever since the season started. I'm not giving 10 any fucking ratings so hopefully they scratch BB08.
Radio presenters aren't any better either. Actually not all of them, just Jabba and Mel on Nova. Their time slot is the only time I listen to the radio. The amount of dribble, gobbly wock and waffle waffle that comes out of their mouths is unbelievable. Sure they don't play more than 2 ads in a row but they talk about pointless shit for ages. It's like listening to seagulls fighting over chips. And then they have the audacity to put shit on TV celebs that are actually on TV and not washed up Channel V hosts that have other people's DNA in their overgrown hair.
Whilst we're on the topic of disgusting, I've noticed that my taste for pornographic material has dulled. It's not as arousing an stimulating as it was in my teens. Yeah I still watch it but once I open my eyes after reaching climax I look at the TV with the DVD still rolling and think to myself 'this is fucking disgusting'. Weird eh?
Life's hard decisions
Myspace, Bebo or Facebook?These are some tough questions. Which one is the "in" thing at the moment?I experienced these hard decisions when I was sampling those adult dating websites. Btw I liked adultmatchmaker the most. That was real fuckin dirty. Mmmm Mmmm.
You're all so fucking tough
beats : danny freakazoid - discount
This has puzzled me ever since I knew what a handjob from another person felt like. I know it's late but I was talking with a friend over MSN just then. Well she's more of an acquaintance. She's my ex girlfriend’s friend going back 6 or 7 years. I asked her how my ex was. She said they don't speak anymore but assumed she was fine. She suggested a letter. I suggested dropping by and saying G'day. She seems shocked and mentions that she has a boyfriend of a long time. I assured her that it wasn't for any reason other that to say hello, how are you and so on. She then went on to say that her boyfriend might not like it. Now I really don't give a fuck if he likes it or not. If he were a real boyfriend he wouldn’t mind. Or would he? Do I have some mental dysfunction that makes me the not so average male? Why is it that men get defensive and offensive when their girlfriend talks to another guy, especially an ex? If there is enough trust in the relationship, an issue like this would not be that big of a deal. But men seem to be so goddamn protective of their partner that even looking at another man is an angry talk instigator. Insecure, jealous, double standard, wankers! Thao (the only ex I still talk to), her boyfriend and I get along like a house on fire. Just the other day we cooked pasta, drank wine and shared stories. In HIS house! Now having that sort of interaction on his territory is something quite special. But other men, they get their knickers all tied up and fucking whinge like an injured puppy dog. The ego would probably have to me the male weak point. Are these men macho or just soft as fucking sponge cake?
If you're Asian and you know it clap your hands
beats: claude vonstroke - who's afraid of detroit?Answer Yes to any of these questions and give yourself 1 point. A No will give you 0 points.1. You go to university.
2. You've watched/own at least one episode of Young and Dangerous.
3. You and/or your parents have a tissue box in the back of the car.
4. Bamboo and Space nightclub are your preferred party venues.
5. Louis Vuitton, Gucci and Salvatore Ferragamo are your favourite brands but you only own an entry level handbag/wallet.
6. Your surname sounds like throwing a tin can onto the concrete (ting, tang, tong)
7. You've joined all those Asian pride groups on Facebook.
8. You speak 2 or more languages.
9. Your parents made you play a music instrument when you were younger.
10. When dining at cafes, you rarely buy more than coffee.
11. You take your shoes off when entering a house.
12. Most of your friends are Asian.
13. Karaoke happens at least once a month.
14. You drink Chivas Regal with green tea.
15. All the white kids thought/knew you were smart in school.
16. You've dyed your hair blonde at least once.
17. You've been given jade as a present from a relative.
18. When you go back to the mother land you mention your father's name and you're instantly known.
19. Your parents own a shop.
20. If you order too much in a restaurant, you bag it up and take it home.
21. Your pet dog is a maltese terrier.
22. You didn't know there were specific forks for specific foods.
23. White people follow what you do when dining is Chinese restaurants.
24. You get money on Chinese New Year.
25. You know the procedure when burning incense.
26. Calculator? You don't need one of those.
27. You topped English at school even though you couldn't speak it properly.
28. You have a middle name that means something interesting in another language.
29. You've been inside a Skyline or Honda.
30. You write in upper and lowercase throughout words.
31. You go to DFO often.
32. People beep at you when you drive.
33. To you, Mandarin is not just a fruit, but a language.
34. You order bubbles in your milk tea. Actually, you know what milk tea is.
35. Your photograph is on the Sir3n or Urbanagent website.
36. Eastwood, Cabramatta, Campsie, Chatswood, you know how to get there without a street directory from anywhere in the world.How'd you go?
0 – 11 : Check your skin colour. Are you sure you should be taking this survey?
12 – 24 : Gook, Slaphead, Nip, Rice picker. These should all be familiar nicknames for you by now. Getting there, but you know you can do better.25 – 36 : Yum Cha!!! You’re the sort of people I delete off my MSN list because I can’t understand what you type and you always have some bullshit emotional/song lyric nickname.
Emancipation is nigh
As I sit here in my office doing the usual nothing my hands are shaking uncontrollably. My palms are sweating, I can't think straight and I feel nauseas because of the butterflies in my stomach. As every minute passes I get more and more anxious and have to smoke every hour to calm my nerves. That's no good because every time I'm in the lift I yell and scream and clench my fists because I'm so fucking excited. It's been 3 months and my performance evaluation with the regional director is at 4.30 this afternoon. I'll miss the view and I'll miss my chair but regardless of that I'm gonna tell them to shove this job right up their fucking ass.
MySpace antics
And here I was thinking anyone would add you
