RIDE ON THE PEACE TRAIN

Finally pulled away from Myspace and decided to write a post

It's been a while hasn't it. Quite a long time actually. I've had about 5 cents in my emotional bank account for a while and finally earned some interest to think about something to write about. Well I don't have much. I have a bunch of ideas but haven't really expanded on them. Issues like why the contestants on Biggest Loser are slimmer than the host, why people only keep left on roads and not train station stairs, foyers, footpaths and why Channel Ten plays a whole bunch of American and reality bullshit but I still choose to watch it. So I have a bunch of notes just scribbled down but it's nothing that'll go out of date fast so as long as I regularly post you guys won't be missing anything.

In other pressing news about the state of the worlds self destruction is Cho. Cho something something at Virginia Tech. What a fucking idiot! If he's anything like most American students his thoughts before pulling the trigger were probably 'Fuck this counsellor...BANG! and you, ya country hick slut...BANG!...hmmm now I'm really fuckin shafted now. Better take some photos of myself and record a bit of video to send to the media. I love whoring myself, I'll do those bad boy photos cuz I'm fuckin hectic BRA!!!...' then once he's done with his happy snaps he went fucking ballistic and cleaned everyone up. Then himself. A bit drastic don't you think? Question mark man was too much of a bitch to talk to girls that he got the shits when the girls he liked were with guys. So he got jealous. Then he blames the world for it's debauchery and materialistic lifestyles. See, I told you soju and k-pop fucks with your head!

posted by Ben @ 2:48 PM