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‘Have I gone fucking mad?’ An answer in which I’d reply with by saying ‘yes, I have gone fucking mad. Would you like to grab my crotch?’. Bonds underwear though is something I’d have to disagree with. “Very comfy undies” as some swimmer guy promotes on a Bonds commercial is something I disagree with. Unfortunately my groin area isn’t crammed into what’s called ‘budgie smugglers’ at 5 in the morning and chlorinated water doesn’t flow over my hairless body. I’ve never had to re-adjust my ‘tackle’ so many times ever in my whole life. Bonds, very comfy undies? NO!!! Definitely not. You’re the one that’s gone fucking mad. Madder than Tommy ‘Niggers shouldn’t wear my clothes’ Hilfiger throwing a few punches at Axl Rose over a displacement of his partners chilled beverage. Madder than Chelsea Soccer Club fans clashing with Milton Soccer Club fans with hooks cutting cheeks open and business cards being stapled to someone’s forehead going on everywhere. Madder than running a truck through a shopping centre entrance to steal an Automatic Teller Machine (which I must admit, stand up robbery in the street is a bit passé nowadays) and put a fucking helmet on because that's madder than my fucking ex girlfriend.
posted by Ben @ 7:58 PM
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