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You lying scumbags. Me included. ‘We should catch up for lunch’, ‘we should get together sometime’, ‘I’ll give you a call, we’ll go out for drinks’. Yeah, we should. It sounds like a fucking great idea. That’s as good as it gets. Maybe it slips our mind or maybe we’re too busy. Maybe we can’t be fucked or maybe we just think the person is a complete fucking muppet and choose the friendly facade option and I’ll see ya round. Yeah whatever queer. Do you smoke or are you some fitness freak? Go fuck yourself. But hey, I got your number. It’s quite possible I’ll call you. It probably won’t be to arrange a dinner or social rendezvous. Something more along the lines of me wanting something and you having it. Don’t wait for my call, because I’m busy being a self absorbed prick playing with my balls whilst watching Rove Live. So if we don’t meet again in this life, I’ll see you in hell you rotten mother fuckers.
posted by Ben @ 8:34 PM
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