Friday, April 28, 2006

Australia's Biggest Loser!

Well David on
Big Brother definitely isn't but I'm sure you'd agree that Elise is. Out-dress everyone in the house? Coincidence that Mercedes Fashion Week is on but your objective in the House would be to win the show, not dress the best. The only really thing you'd have in common would be walking around like Wayne Cooper making a fuckwit out of yourself. But good on ya Dave. It took a lot of audacity to do that. Now the story of Brokeback Mountain has been reiterated even more.

David : 1
Elise : 0
Wayne Cooper : 2 (I've never seen someone swear so much about shoes and hair on national tv)

Private Jake Kovco and the Prime Minister. How does someone manage to accidentally shoot themselves in the head with a 9mm pistol?. But then again how does someone mix a Bosnian soldier's body up with an Aussie soldiers?. How does a civilian get a hold of the Prime Minister to give him an earful?. And if I was Prime Minister, whoever did that to me would have died in a horrific house fire by now.

Private Kovco : 0
Private Kovco's Mother : 2
Prime Minister : -100 (I can't wait for the next Federal vote)

Finally, a cause worth supporting.
Help Dan win his bet. This guy's on fucking fire. In 23 days this guy's had 270,000 hits. 12,000 hits per day. And his girlfriend doubted him. Once this guy hits 2 million, his girlfriends gonna be Australia's Biggest Fucking Loser for the next decade. What an idiot!!!

Dan : 1
Dan's girlfriend : 0
Fridgy & Matty : 0 (they promoted this website but I still don't like them)

5 Comments:

At Wed May 03, 05:30:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

his mother

 
At Thu May 04, 01:02:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

kovco committed suicide. government cover-up. coroner(government body) claims no burn marks on head indicated gun was fired at range... pffft and michael jacksons really asian.

 
At Mon May 08, 10:03:00 AM, Blogger Ben said...

well, so much for having "mates" i guess.

 
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